sometimes I see things that are so absurdly horny that it circles back around to being sexless you know what I mean

like when I see really horny art of female characters where the sexiness is so generic -- their boobs are cartoonishly large and they have a waist the size of an atom and some vacant ahegao stare etc -- I'm just like hmmmm this is so uninteresting and kinda repulsive I think I'd be more aroused by a tin can

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Concerning that last ask asking about if there were any snakes in nature that had colors like the nonbinary or trans flag, that Trans Pecos Rat Snake you used as an example has absolutely no thoughts in its head. It just looks like all that there is going on up there is the mii channel theme. XD

I’m delighted to let you know that Trans Pecos rats just Look Like That. All the time. Always. Every single one.

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When my own Trans Pecos ratsnake, Stede, was a baby he was a bit pissy (he grew out of that fast) and it was absolutely hilarious because he was like “hey! Don’t you trifle me! I’ll bite you, I mean it!”

But he looked exactly like this

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Absolutely zero difference between these pictures

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Trans Pecos rats are great, they’re sweethearts and such curious, goofy little snakes. Stede makes me laugh every single day.

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